Crazy words, crazy tune
All that you'll ever hear him croon
Vo-doe-de-o, vo-doe-doe-de-o-doe
Vo-de-doe-doe

Sits around, all night long
Sings the same words to every song
Vo-doe-de-o, vo-doe-doe-de-o-doe

His ukulele, daily
How he'll strum, bom-bom-bom
Vampin' and stampin'
And then he hollers, Black bottom

Crazy words, crazy tune
He'll be driving me crazy soon
Vo-doe-de-o, vo-doe-doe-de-o-doe

Napoleon marched his men
He turned around and he said to them
Vo-doe-de-o, vo-doe-doe-de-o-doe
Vo-doe-doe

Washington at Valley Forge
Gee it was cold when up spoke George
Vo-doe-de-o, vo-doe-doe-de-o-doe

Remember Patrick Henry
In that speech, famous speech
Cried, "Give me, give me liberty or black bottom!"

Meanwhile heard yesterday
What did Napoleon say
Vo-doe-de-o, vo-doe-doe-de-o-doe

